Simpin' ain't Pimpin'
Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
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  • Yea Boiii
    Yea Boiii

    “It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

    • FlightOverReacts


    • Angel Soria
      Angel Soria

      We saw the video dude

    • Kezuki Valentine
      Kezuki Valentine

      This hurt so much

    • Trey R
      Trey R

      @Claudio Benavides if that same one person holds the power of the it

    • Claudio Benavides
      Claudio Benavides

      @Trey R I mean how can one person make the universe

  • DEMON life
    DEMON life

    Plz make a new vid plz😆😆😆😆

  • Haps

    If Swoozie comes to Atlanta and I see him on the street... I don't know

  • TheGr8Hambino

    We just gonna call her New York girl

  • M4jk V4zovsk1
    M4jk V4zovsk1

    i like how good you make impresions of the songs

  • hangover

    😂 😂 My current situation

  • PumpkinPlace

    10:24 gotchu fam look up gangsta gangsta by NWA

  • YoSleeb On YouTube
    YoSleeb On YouTube

    Why yo legs look so small at the start

  • SiIverduck

    It’s funny how he’s got animation and also real life

  • Godly Memes
    Godly Memes

    Imo when she told you you and her were done you could've either said, "we were a thing?" Or "ok that's cool?" Because for the former if she answers yes then you can flip that whole thing and say, "I came over to visit a friend. Not a lover." With the latter either she tries to get you to stay and you will clearly see she's a b or she'll just leave and you've already made yourself say that so it might aswell be true.

  • gamer soon Lillian
    gamer soon Lillian


  • Juan Pablo
    Juan Pablo

    Swoozie my man, been watching you since 2009. Been and will forever love your content. From Valsayn. Proud of the person you are now and how far you’ve come



  • Josh

    Swoozie where is your bear XD.

    • Josh


  • SkippyDingleChalk

    Pimpin ain’t simpin

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller

    kind of your own faul that you have those crap songs on your phone man

  • qzhere

    I love how the official gummy bear channel is subscribing to swoozie

  • Philicia Danielle
    Philicia Danielle

    AAAAAWWWWWWWWW Swoozieeeee

  • Kangaroo Apple
    Kangaroo Apple’s going to be tough taking off on this platform. Lol Love your vids though. Been watching since middle school

  • DOCC

    A lot of people drink tea when listening to drama but when I listen to Swoozie’s drama I eat an orange

  • Jayvien Page
    Jayvien Page

    Swoozie I just want to say that you are one of the top best UZloadrs on UZload

  • Got the SAUCE
    Got the SAUCE

    She was gone for 6 hours lol she was gettin smashed out


    I love when you upload

  • XGIRL107

    Lol not the Disney world ad

  • Xeneith Destroyer
    Xeneith Destroyer

    Road, sidewalk, dort

  • Lynnette Bengi
    Lynnette Bengi

    Pls more videos

  • Carl Soll
    Carl Soll

    0:05 Never skip leg day Swoo

  • HeyyitzRayy

    U got "sheeeesh" look

  • ac id.
    ac id.

    Why haven't I Heard of you ? lol

  • Lil Kenshin
    Lil Kenshin

    This Is Therapy 101

  • Selma Bahy
    Selma Bahy

    Already one of my favorite vids from you sWooZ. That seems really painful. I don't think you were simping honestly. I hope you're starting to feel better after everything that happened :)

  • gla mub
    gla mub

    "I'm from the trenches.." I can't

  • Ces Islas
    Ces Islas

    My condolences

  • Adorbsx Lqllies2
    Adorbsx Lqllies2

    "I aint gonna give more details because yall gonna go to the police" Me: *phiscly and mentally not okay* THIS HAD ME FALL OFF MY BED-

  • alex carter
    alex carter

    start posting more if you agree dont reply just re-say

  • MrNightMare#4564 Xbox
    MrNightMare#4564 Xbox

    Bro I haven’t watched him in years 😔😔😔, literally lost my old account and forgot I watched him. :////

  • Camille Todoroki
    Camille Todoroki

    WHITNEY HOUSTON: I will Always love you Hurts When you're sad

  • Pomgna Linder
    Pomgna Linder

    i love the voice he makes lol

  • Owen Kramer
    Owen Kramer

    the back to back guy had the tea early

  • Keekz Tha Rapper
    Keekz Tha Rapper

    Waiting on the chance to shoot my shot. We can be flyyyyy together lol . *logs on tinder *

  • I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety
    I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety

    I wanna buy a bed frame like that

  • K Haven
    K Haven

    14:14 those sounds brooooo 😂

  • Christian Palomares
    Christian Palomares

    You got this pimp 🦾

  • Stephan Spring
    Stephan Spring

    Bruh you was simpin. How you going to put a ring on something you say you wasn't dating. you were technically dating where you messed up is that you were long distance dating and we all know how that go that's where you messed up.

  • Alana Powell
    Alana Powell

    I jus love that fact that your friend has my name bc it really felt like you was talking to me 😂

  • Michelle Lee
    Michelle Lee

    I love how the girl doesnt even show up after like, halfway through, the latter half is just dealing with it. Very accurate.

  • Astrxlul



    Im new here and i kinda like watched like 20 of your videos...ok i just like accidentally clicked on fast and curious 2 and have to say I like I LOVE your stories and though this may not be much for you seeing that you have 7.41MILLION SUBS, you now have 7.14 + 1

  • Murphy Animates
    Murphy Animates

    Man's dressed like the normal zombie from PvZ 😂

  • Az 191
    Az 191

    I could never cry in public man

  • My name is Ag
    My name is Ag

    Swoozie "Video Game Drug Dealer " what was the game?

  • Itz Valid
    Itz Valid

    Shiii u got drip

  • Jamez the B0T
    Jamez the B0T

    11:27 I have had these days, too many times to count

  • mina botros
    mina botros

    Their are some girls that don’t respect your time don’t waste your time sometimes it’s better just to put a wall


    sWooZie stop the simp

  • Crew Swaggerlock
    Crew Swaggerlock


    • Aquic Andaquak
      Aquic Andaquak

      Are you good fam?

  • Ricardo Lockheart
    Ricardo Lockheart

    Bro swoozie got so depressed he started throwing up gang signs... damn

  • Beliece Bobb
    Beliece Bobb

    I'm just loving you right now.

  • Lord Tonnix
    Lord Tonnix

    The video was hella sad but it taught me one lesson; never listen to whitney houston at an airport. But for real dont let this hurt you swooz, you too pretty to be heartbroken

  • kimzi

    I haven’t seen a swoozie video in like 2 years, it’s good to be back

  • Glox Ali
    Glox Ali

    at least i hate u i love u didnt come up

  • Imthepizzaboi

    is anyone thinking that its crazy hes as old as usher

  • Tre Hall
    Tre Hall

    Bro been there. A thug Tear

  • MooseJuice

    Constantine spittin facts

  • Dominic Torres
    Dominic Torres

    Glad ur back swoozie! Been watching u since 2015 and your videos always make me laugh

  • -Shine!-

    Spread the title.

  • Jay Cee
    Jay Cee

    DUDE!!! I haven't seen One of your videos in years.

  • Tyler fortnite blevins Stan
    Tyler fortnite blevins Stan

    Biggest simp moment ever

  • ivetta ilienkova
    ivetta ilienkova

    This is the first video I see on this channel, I LOVE IT, I need more

  • Kace Gee
    Kace Gee

    Expectations were too high when u said u planned on staying for 10 days and told her 3 days 🤦 that's why too long and how is her saying my day is fine how was yours deflecting 🤦🤦🤦🤦

  • Lil Maskie
    Lil Maskie

    9:57 that happened to me too 😂😭 last year

  • Jude limon
    Jude limon

    Its ok swoozie these girls aint loyal

  • Mary Angela Lamp
    Mary Angela Lamp

    0:03 australia?

  • Archyoohoo

    Hey swoozie an actual question how do you handle depression like how do you deal with.....

  • Polybius

    NYC girl belongs to the streets.

  • Sergio Rocha
    Sergio Rocha

    Its ok to feel. Shit happens man , i am currently infatuated like crazy for this one girl i know how you feel. 🤷 We are human no matter how pimp we are but you should ALWAYS, express your intentions. She already liked yoy, you did not need to worry about the simp shit.

  • Joseph Musi
    Joseph Musi

    Swoozie is so wholesome

  • The SaltySailor
    The SaltySailor

    I was just in a situation similar to this, didnt fly a distance for a girl, but I was simping super hard over a girl, I did all sorts of things for this girl, I unironically would have layed out in the street and died for this woman she meant everything to me. Almost more than some of my family if not as much, but she was never on the same wifi as me. I had long drives to nowhere, walked the lakes, just sat and stared into space for nothing to show for it. I had already almost taken my own life after my girlfriend who I intended to marry decided to cheat on me in bootcamp. I planned on coming home and bringing the wrath of god upon her and her new dude both, I let anger and frustration get the better of me. I never fully healed from that. So I vowed to never allow that sort of pain to afflict my actions again. Same with the girl I was hardcore simping over, if I was busy doing something and she needed help or a shoulder to cry on, I was there every single time, on the dot. None of it meant anything to her, she got her ex back that she wanted so deeply but never gave a look in my direction for what I did for her. After that I learned to accept that you can give a girl the world, in the end if she never had anything for you, she never will. Ever since she got what she wanted I havent heard from her. Anytime she hits me up it's never to hang out, it's always cause she needs something or wanted help for her ex that she was trying to win back. In the end she was happy and I couldnt argue it, I couldnt fight it. Just learned to accept it, and that's shows the true merit of someones character.

  • ShockWaveZ

    When you like a girl in 2021

  • T0tem0

    “Do you Loike it?”

  • Jarret Chambers
    Jarret Chambers

    swooze the goat!

  • Harsh Sharma
    Harsh Sharma

    Why you so cute???

  • Austin the German Shepard
    Austin the German Shepard

    Not going to lie but you look like al rooker

  • Nourah Mumeen
    Nourah Mumeen

    You traded in your whole accent? That takes away you just a regular black dude. How disappointing for me.

  • Lilrobert Lopez
    Lilrobert Lopez


  • Skits n’ Gamez
    Skits n’ Gamez

    If simpin, you trippin

  • Reese Gundersen
    Reese Gundersen

    My man needs some firebird suite

  • MissRocsi

    Swooz1ee yes


    "don't let the clean up confuse you from the trenches" Swoozie. Apr 14, 2021

  • PurpleFlavor

    His forehead.. Jesus

  • AshleuLee

    Bro, I would've been bawling as soon as the first four notes of video games came through the speakers, you are so strong for holding it together for so damn long.

  • super extreme bros.
    super extreme bros.

    No wonder this guy hasn't uploaded cuz he was delicious ice cream of a video

  • Asian Toest
    Asian Toest

    He said” I already took one L today”, hels literally wearing thr Light Yagami Outfit XD

  • Asian Toest
    Asian Toest

    “Everything that happened was my fault”, you’re litterally wearing the Light Yagami Outfit XD

  • Lou ocasio
    Lou ocasio

    Where’s the next video 😭 love these animations !!

  • alan0jjang

    I feel you Swoozzz... I feel youuuu :') It is so much feels when you get rejected by the girl, you just feel absolutely destroyed, but in my case I was lucky that she gave me had closure... still not a great feeling to be in.

  • shortlast

    this is my future husband. i promise yall.

  • Keenan cheatham
    Keenan cheatham

    I believe that you went through a hard time. But your funny.

  • Зарина Акунова
    Зарина Акунова


  • Yusuf Rahman
    Yusuf Rahman

    Dude, you flew over the ocean to see this girl and she spent more time kicking it with her friends over you! When she left the next day to be in the sisterhood when she came back to the Motel/Hotel..It's called a Hoe-tel for a reason. You should've been chilling at your crib at home and, let your other girl answer the phone if she called you. Problem solved!